how to pick up a girl on tumblr


1. make your icon a picture of your dick 

2. message every girl in the “me” tag

3. it’s a numbers game baby 

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White Man from San Diego Waves Gun Around Small Children In Confrontation With Police and Is Taken Into Custody Alive.  

This white man walked towards the police with a gun pointed at them and they spend half an hour talking to him before they shoot him one time. If he had been a black man, they would’ve shot him dead. Before you police apologists claim this man has a history of mental illness (he does) that’s why the police was lenient,  Ezell Ford, a mentally ill black man, was recently killed by the LAPD. 


Haha like. … what. …

This is. .. this is it. This is what we talk about.

This is white privilege

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im guna get my haircut tomorrow wish me luck in advance and then do it again tomorrow for double luck

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i was so close to changing my url to dicktrumpet just now

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#i dont know why and i dont know what stopped me 02:53


I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected.

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#dogs #DOGS 02:47