ohgodohdeer:

"I SMELL LIKE BEEF"

(via wildhogs2007)

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18:31

railroadsoftware:

a relic from the past

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18:29

iamsahar:

the-poets-daughter:

oriental-sunrise:

 Argentina’s President Christina Kirshner Has Declared That Her Country Will Revoke The Argentinian Citizenship From Every Citizen With The Possession Of Both Argentinian And Israeli Passports. “This New Law Will Make It Impossible For Any Argentinian To Serve In The Israeli Army Which Is Assassinating Innocent People And Children” Stated Her Spokesman.

Nobel peace prize please

wow this gave me goosepumps i only ever hear great things about argentians i even met a couple from argentina and they were like butter and honey

Where’s the original source of this information? Googling it only seems to take me to tumblr pages that have reblogged this post

(via sadbot900)

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21:34

faraashah:

westerners are obsessed with the idea of happiness as if it’s a constant state of being. happiness comes in moments. you dont “achieve” happiness. you experience it along with every other emotion on the spectrum. if you spend your life chasing this constructed idea of happiness you will never even be remotely content. work on being whole and feeling everything while increasing the happy moments. stop trying to be a “happy person.” just be a person.

(Source: niqabisinparis, via geathdrips)

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americandreambarbie:

FRIENDLY REMINDER that walking on grass is the same as physically assaulting a human being!!! :) grass is a plant and therefore has life and feelings and should be treated with dignity and respect!!! :) also it is an EXTREME personal and cultural slight to those who identify as grasskin or other plantkin!!! if i ever see one of you in person and you’re walking on grass you will be unfollowed blocked and deleted from the internet!!! :) uwu :)))

(via vfilthy)

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baby: h...h..h
parents: aww first word!
baby: Hi nigger (: How’re you? Me? I’m good. Hehe. Thinkin’ about your black ass. Yeah. It’s making my pussy a little wet too. Hehe :P Just a little bit though. Yeah… I was thinking about you um, licking my pussy. This little wet white pussy. Hahaha. You’d like that wouldn’t you? Mmm…I’d like that too, but you’re gonna have to beg for it. Cause I’m not just gonna stick this pussy into any niggers face. Yeah… that’s a good nigger…beg for this little white pussy.

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17:43

backmasked:

died and went to heaven bye

there is no greater setting than this

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17:33
Anonymous: ''smart'' my asshole

uoa:

ok but where is the lie though? im not saying im stupid but i guess ppl have different meanings for the word smart idk i feel like whenever ppl on tumblr see a post of someone talking about smth that they dont know much about they are instantly like omg she’s so smart! !! and i get messages like a lot and it’s like ? why. this is not false modesty like im confident w my knowledge on certain topics and if u pay attention u would realize i ONLY talk about stuff i know a lot about but idk i feel uncomfortable when ppl say im smart just bc i know more about a certain topic bc honestly… if u guys read the shit ive read then u will know just as much as i do or more. it doesnt take a brilliant mind to know about philosophy/religion/social issues u just have to be curious enough to do some serious research n question ur own beliefs. i feel like ppl tend to call “smart” those hours that i voluntarily chose to spend reading about darwinism or the laws of the universe or hinduism i think ppl confuse intelligence with curiosity and idk ive always felt like the word intelligent should be reserved for those who understand shit that most ppl dont, even by reading n using the same info.. but that’s obvs just me

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18:12

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(via magicalbaka)

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